Moscow Dump Truck 

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only involving massive amounts of incredibly foul-smelling feces, preferably with visible chunks of food and/or liquid runoff.

Jane was only expecting John to give her a Cleveland Steamer but he surprised her with a Moscow Dump Truck.

Moscow Dump Truck by Oswald Carver January 24, 2009

Moscow Suicide 

A murder that is crudely faked to look like a suicide.

mobster 1: "Dimitri killed himself."
mobster 2: "Bummer"
mobster 1: "Yeah he shot himself in the back of the head. Twice."
mobster 2: "Fucking Moscow suicide."

Moscow Suicide by twardzik69 March 3, 2009

Moscow mustache 

Putting your penis across her upper lip like a mustache

John gave Julie a Moscow mustache when she wasn't expecting it.

Moscow mustache by Kdogg79 May 19, 2018

Moscow Breakfast 

Breakfast at the time they'd be eating it in Moscow. In most US timezones, that puts it somewhere around midnight. Basically, it's breakfast in the middle of the night.

I was starving last night so I cooked myself a Moscow breakfast and it was fantastic.

Moscow Breakfast by stillinbeta May 10, 2010

moscow broiler 

Similar to a Dutch oven but with a touch of shart for good measure.

Brian attempted a Dutch oven on Billy but hit him with grand slam a Moscow Broiler

moscow broiler by Guaguanche January 6, 2016

Moscow Starfish 

Moscow Starfish

When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.

The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.

- Where’s Mark? He seemed pretty hammered last night.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.

Moscow Starfish by Stivchik June 26, 2020

Moscow Mule 

(1) noun. A drink, composed of a jigger of vodka along with equal parts ginger beer and lime juice.

(2) noun. Two guys, a futon, and a prime number of women greater than or equal to 3.

"Do you ladies want the moscow mule?"

Moscow Mule by ortizoo April 10, 2009