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Michael Morton

A Michael Morton is a closeted weeaboo who insists on not being one, yet makes his name on steam japanese, and has an anime profile picture.
by acidowo March 5, 2022
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Throck Morton Sign

A medical term used to describe the orientation, as seen on an Xray,of a man's penis with respect to his lower extremity injury. A positive Throck-Morton sign is when the penis points to the side of the injury.
Senior Doctor: Mr. Jones has a femur and tibial fracture of his right leg.

Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.

Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.

Intern: I have so much to learn!

Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.
by RTA16 October 11, 2008
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mortis.com

Mysterious website that was taken off the internet and internet archiving sites. It had a log-in page that was very hard to hack and the author Thomas Ling took it down after seeing the community threads about it.
Guy 1: Were you able to get into mortis.com?
Guy 2: It was taken down 10 years ago dipshit
by Catchit27 January 7, 2021
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Morgosko

Person with fat ass and small pp, who is the weakest of the group, and no matter how much alcohol he drinks, he always throws up.
Did someone vomit last night?
Yes, Jakub.
Oh, he is such a morgosko.
by susulka February 8, 2022
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Mark Morton

One of the most influential and technical guitar players of all time. Mark Morton is one of the two guitar players from the THRASH METAL band Lamb Of God. his rhthym and solo breaks are unparralelled in the metal scene. Argueably the best guitar player of all time standing next to Yngwie Malmsteen
Mark Morton totally blew the house away playing Ruin last night.
by HRNDONE April 23, 2006
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Morton Salt

General Cornrow Wallace's favorite defense mechanism.

It initiated the battle between the 19th Street Gangsters and the River Terrace Crew in Chicago in the 80s.
Victim: "He poured Morton Salt all over me!"
by A1 December 3, 2004
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Morton Feldman

Like, the easiest to play composer with all the easiest songs, except John Cage's 4'33". His music is so creepy but it is perfect for horror movies.
Devil: What should we play in hell?
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.
by 116584 January 3, 2017
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