Mort
A person who lacks any good looks or intelligence, does stupid retarded mistakes all the time, often referred to as a cross between a mole and a wart
mort
that morning fart that happens after you leave the residence of some chick. you have to hold in your gas all night, but when you leave that next morning on the walk of shame, you can let that mort rip in relief. it usually is much longer and louder than the average fart.
mort
Member of an exclusive friendship group which is renowned for drinkin loads, doin criminal damage, pissin people off who dont matter, and nobbin random slags.
Mort 1: S'apnin
Mort 2: F'kin chillin innit, just fuckin chinned some car into another car by openin the door and takin the handbrake off and it rolled down the fuckin hill
Mort 1: Sound. Do u reckon the guy who owns the car will be fussed?
Mort 2: Dont give a fuck. He's a goof.
Mort 2: F'kin chillin innit, just fuckin chinned some car into another car by openin the door and takin the handbrake off and it rolled down the fuckin hill
Mort 1: Sound. Do u reckon the guy who owns the car will be fussed?
Mort 2: Dont give a fuck. He's a goof.
mort by Sketcher mort January 16, 2011
mort
Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
mort by Kenzington the 1st April 14, 2011