Morpheusing

v. Experiencing one's black, of-age daughter star in a sex tape.

Goddamn dat bitch morpheusing again.

by Big Hairy Momma August 25, 2010

morpheus

for whoever has a lil bit more of culture(i mean, 0.0001% of americans), morpheus is the name of the greek god of sleep. pretty useless info. now, if u watched the matrix u know who morpheus is, right?

still don't know who morpheus is? go watch the matrix, buddy!

by my name? take a guess... December 16, 2003

Morpheus

To place your balls over someone’s eyelids mimicking the pince-nez sunglasses choice of Morpheus. This should be done with your penis facing the top of the recipient’s head as if it runs along their nose, this is a completely different manoeuvre known as a Groucho.

I’ve Morpheused my girlfriend and whispered Wake up, Neo as I placed them over her eyes.

by suzy-lee June 26, 2021

Morpheus

1. One of the sons of Hypnos (Somnus), the god of sleep in the greek god mythology.
2. A character in the Matrix movies played by Laurence Fishbourne that gets either bitchslapped by the agents or is bitchslapping the agents.

"Were you listening to me Neo? Or were you looking at the women in the red dress?" - Morpheus in The Matrix, 1999.

by SvenskIdiot August 5, 2023

scarned my morpheus

the act of stepping in dog shit barefooted

snibbs: oh shit dude i just scarned my morpheus

sninbbys: no way you better have hungry chuck look at that!

by morrimotos August 9, 2010

morphasexual

Someone that is so oversexed that they'll go either way just to get their rocks off, gay or straight.

That boy's nothing but a common morphasexual.

by Ferd Berfel November 3, 2003

morpheus

Hes that guy that thinks Neo is the "one". I think. He beats people. But usually he is the one getting his ass kicked. Haha. Likes trenchcoats.

"Morpheus gets his ass kicked a lot."

by J.Lew July 3, 2003