A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.
When Jane found out Mark had been cheating on her with one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.
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A disease that is plaguing this great nation. It is when guys think their team is better than it could ever be. They suffer from a case of the Moroses. Half moron, half medical word. Moroses.
Dylan was suffering from a severe case of the moroses today. His Giants lost to the Saints yesterday and he's still bragging.
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Get the Momosexual mug.A clean-cut mormon who is actually gay but will never be able to come out. Especially if he is on a mission.
Although he insisted he was a soft-spoken, devout member of the church, his friends knew he was a momosexual and felt badly that he would never be able to be himself.
by Jillmormon August 18, 2011
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