Morganese

when you're too high and drunk to talk properly and slur all vowels.

I couldn't understand a word, she was speaking Morganese.

her:"Wheeeeeen IIIIII waaaas leeeeeaving IIIII fell."

by Detroit Sarah July 12, 2010

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Morganese

A form of communication used by boss ass bitches who have already earned their dough for the day and are now so stoned and drunk that their words bleed into each other.

You: Hey, how was work today?

Morgan (speaking Morganese): I godd mine shuffle fo' dem hightep just staded in um back

by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022

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morgaine • Morgane • Morganed • Morganese • morgain • morganne • Moraine • Moraine Valley Community College • morbaine • morgainn

Moraine (Muh-rain), mo for short, is a amazing anime loving savage beast. Not only will she tell you like it is, but she’ll destroy you while doing it. Not to mention she’ll pass gas that smells like hell at any chance she gets. With her farts and roasts any person who crosses Moraine better look put.

I’m so terrified, I think moraine has it out for me.

Moraine farted in my moms fucken car 3 weeks ago and I can still smell it

by Lol181882 March 28, 2020

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Morganecdote

A meandering monologue to a small audience, occasionally punctuated by reference to flange.

I was sat there waiting for the punchline, but then I realised it was just another morganecdote.

by MartinS May 1, 2006

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Morgain’s bonghole

The hole of Morgain’s bong, where the bud is inserted. Crafted from the clay of the Nile by Khnum, forged in Hadesfire by Hephaestus, and blessed via reverse cowgirl by Bacchus and Apollo. Pantedly coveted by wizards of all stripes.

Aziraphael: “I want to lovingly rim Morgain’s bonghole.”
Crowley: “I want to stuff it till it overflows.”
Crowley: “Tagteam?”
Aziraphael: “Only if it’s consensual.”
Crowley: “No shit.”

by wholesome 69 December 9, 2021

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