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Morale Suppression Team

(or Morale Suppression Squad) A group of individuals who can manage to take the joy out of just about everything. (See buzz kill). These folks are miserable bastards and tend to hang out together because of their dysfunctional home or personal life.

Since they are miserable bastards The Morale Suppression Team thinks you should be as well. They are the folks who remind you that whatever you are doing and no matter how much fun you may be having, whatever it may be is against the rules or rude or whatever. No matter how stupid their objection may be they insist on sucking the life out of any room with their constant sniping, bitching and nit picking. Also See Mother In Law ,Jerry Falwelland Dr Phil

They are managers who schedule team meetings... on Friday...at 400 PM. They are Elementary school hall monitors. They are Nuns with metal rulers. They are Resident Assistants in college. They are Parking Enforcement cops who write tickets for parking 3 minutes before the free parking period begins. They are Airline Ticket agent who charge you $75 for being 1 pound over weight. They work in restaurants and refuse to items on the breakfast menu at 9:47. They are Republicans..They are the Morale Suppression Team and more than likely you know one or two or three...maybe you are one.
Oh shit, put away that blunt the Morale Suppression Team is coming!

Hey what happened to my sandwich dude...I wasn't finished!
Sorry dude the Morale Suppression Team came by and said there was no eating in the study area.
by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008
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A term used to describe a person's vagina (aka coochie) that feels sensational
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when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner sucking his thumb.
Steve never had a woman then finally got a joe miracle.
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the name used for little "white honeys".
ayo we bout to go out and scoop up some "miracle whip drips"...
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