Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.

"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"

by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017

mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by 420XD August 1, 2017

Mooched

Got fired disgracefully, a bully who got kicked out.

Dude, Anthony Scramucci (Mooch) got mooched so bad. LOL! He even didn't last 10 days in the White House. He was like, whoever don't follow rules they need to leave, they will be fired. Guess who got fired? Mooch! Mooch got mooched. Muhahahahaaaa

by Azarvet August 1, 2017

mooshery

A word describe ones squishiness or how big they are

Mostly used in animals

“Your hamsters so squishy, hes so mooshery”

by Yumi Beans December 13, 2021

Moosedre

Fat fucks wish they were as legendary as moosedre. Since ancient times moosedre has been dominating the world with their moosedre drip. Do not FUCK with moosedre

Cant fuckin believe it, i saw the moosedre yacht last week, They were hella partying bro

by Mctits1 May 9, 2023

to be mooched

Somebody getting fired even though he/she was chanting "I will fire everybody"

Anthony Scaramucci got fired in less than 10 days in the White House. That is what you call to be Mooched. LOL

by Azarvet August 1, 2017

Moshed

a term used to describe when one gets unfortunately and uncontrollably cornered/guilted by one's athletic coach into having to doing him/her a favour of some description

E.g. I feel horrible for Will, he really got "Moshed"

E.g. "You have to get the vans today? You got Moshed!!"

by Mad Deluxe May 18, 2011