mooch

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.

Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen

by Noodle January 16, 2005

moochtard

A so called friend that mooches off you and acts like a retard as if it never happened.

Don't be a moochtard! Buddy, It's so your turn to pick the tab.

by Allura August 19, 2004

mooch for cooch

An arrangement where a girl lives off of you in exchange for sex. Not prostitution, but just the lazy live in girlfriend.

She was supposed to pay half the rent, but she's a good piece of ass so it sorta became an unspoken mooch for cooch agreement.

by The Shamann September 17, 2015

Momophobia

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be

Why do I have such momophobia around her.

by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

room-mooch

People who take advantage of another person's generosity by moving into a room, not paying any rent, and then overstaying their welcome.

An inconsiderate room-mooch, like my chick's roommate named Alex, needs to stop making excuses and get your lazy ass out of the house. Move your ass out, slacker!

by givinmyopinions April 28, 2006

Mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by louiseharp July 31, 2017

moochnugget

Someone who is attractive but likes to mooch off people

He is always eating all the food and asking for everything and I don't say anything because he is such a moochnugget.

by The Sniffler January 7, 2018