Mexican Moonpie

When a guy gets close to finishing with 2 latina chicks and one girl shits on the others ass and vice versa. After the shitting is done, the guy jizzes all over both the chicks asses and they slam their booty cheeks together and create the Mexican Moonpie.

Guy: "Yo man, I can't wait to make a Mexican Moonpie with these 2 Spanish chicks I met at the fiesta!"

by Senor Moonpie April 19, 2018

moonpie booty

an asian gurl's ass

that asian gurl at Carl's Jr. had a moonpie booty

by toki4747 August 14, 2008

alabama moonpie

The act of shitting inside a pie, mixing it so it looks normal, and giving it to someone who you hate.

My principal screamed as she bit into the alabama moonpie that my friend gave her.

by Joe Borris September 25, 2011

Electric Moonpie

When a middle school boy puts his moon pie in the microwave while still in the wrapper. The wrapper continues to spark. The boy eats the electric moon pie and turns into a homosexual

Dylan: “Damn Rick is really gay”

Logan: “Duh! Rick ate an electric moonpie”

by TheCircleJercker January 26, 2022

Midnight Moonpie

When you ejaculate on someone's face when they are sleeping

Who ever falls asleep first gets a midnight moonpie!

by BigRonda November 28, 2012

Chocolate Moonpie

When a man fucks a girl in the ass, and the girl shits on the the mans chest, turns around and then proceeds to jump on the mans chest that has been covered in her shit. Thus creating a "Chocolate Moonpie".

Jimmy: "Did you hear? Tommy got Chocolate Moonpied yesterday."
Sally: "No I didn't, what the fuck is Chocolate Moonpied?"
Jimmy: "Well, Tommy was fucking a chick in the ass last night, and she shit on his chest, and then turned around and belly flopped onto his chest after she shit on him!"
Sally: "That is soooooo hottt."

by Atreyubeat May 21, 2011

pennywhistles and moonpies

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).

"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004