Moonberry

(N):1. Moonberries are very complicated. First of all they are not from the moon, they are from the bleeding rectum of Rossie O'Donald. Rossie O'Donald once sharted so hard in her blue undergarments that pieces of her very rectum shot into the sky. These ass pieces landed on the moon and are now called moonberries. Moonberries are used to enlarge your penus and allow you to shit fire ants coverd in aunt jemia syrup at an allarming rate, EAT WITH CAUTION.

E: Wow! The moonberry is comin in early this season, papa. Maybe the ants wont make me bleed this time.

by stankystrawberry January 15, 2011

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Death Valley Moonbeam

A woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. The roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his Mexican food leftovers. Preferably this happens after the couple eat at Del Taco.

Stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. She noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of Del Taco sitting on the table. She knew what he wanted. She knew he wouldn't leave until she delivered a Death Valley Moonbeam straight to his face.

by Drpun May 22, 2009

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