molestation wagon

A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.

Children, watch out for that 1975 Ford Country Squire - it's a molestation wagon.

by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009

Molest Me Van

1970s Delivery or Cargo Van that has no windows except for windshield and front windows.

There was a molest me van parked near the school.

by MikeGV March 1, 2005

Molesta La Breastas

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

by Joe English April 20, 2006

molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008

child molester

someone that has sex with little kids

kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester

by kyle depenning December 9, 2006

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

Child-molester molester

One that brings justice from molesting child-molesters

Child molesters make me sick! Child-molester molesters, on the other hand, make my twat gush like the Nile! ::moan::

by grokyaballz July 13, 2009