manstruating

A monthly three to five day period when a man seems particularly moody, weak, emotional or indecisive.

Dude 1: "Hey, have you talked to Jeremy lately? He started to cry when I told him he had a flat."

Dude 2: "Oh, leave Jeremy alone. He's manstruating. He'll be better in a couple of days."

by Robert the Great February 4, 2013

Ass end of a menstruating skunk

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.

1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

by skunker09 December 1, 2009

Manstrating

When a man is in a shitty mood for an extended period of time. similar to a womans pms.

1st guy: I don't know whats wrong with that guy he's been in a shitty mood all week.

2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.

by Douchebahg January 25, 2010

Manstruating

A man who is in the act of being grumpy moody.

Hey guys, sorry I am a little down today. I'm manstruating.

by Scordinosaur February 19, 2010

monstrangulous

An object, task or event that is so big or difficult that you know if you attempt to solve or tackle it , it will choke the shit out of you, leaving you in worse shape than when you started

-" Mr. President the natiional debt is just too monstrangulous to do anything about it"

-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"

by Bryan Tinsley April 5, 2008

menstraging

the anger and any acts of anger that occur when a woman is on her period.

She must just be menstraging, son.

by Anticondom January 4, 2011

Manstruating

When a male is in a mood considered grumpy or lonely.

Usually occurs once a month.
Manstruation is very bothersome to all of this particular male's friends.

a.k.a. Man Period

Dude, he is in such a funk.

Yeah, he's manstruating.

by DrCakeMan64 January 28, 2014