manayunk moisturizer

the large amount of semen left on a bar skank after the man has pulled out and ejaculated all over her back or chest. this semen is then rubbed into the skin while attempting to wipe it off; thus leaving a moisturized feeling

brotato: Hey man, did you end up slaying that River Rat last night?

bro: Yeah dude. She came back to my place and I gave her some Manayunk moisturizer on her back after I fucked her from behind.

brotato: haha. skank!

by king j$ July 26, 2010

Moisturize

When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"

by Bootles December 30, 2005

MonsterFreak

a one man ass kicking machine.

I was Playing Call of duty MW2 and Matt is on there beasting like a MonsterFreak.

by joltfreek May 29, 2010

Moisturize the chicken

Slang term for masturbating, jerking off, etc.

"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

by shirtlessclown September 24, 2016

monsterious

When something's CRAZY.

jesus christ, that bundle is monsterious.

by VincentMonsterious March 19, 2022

beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

by KingTrice June 13, 2017

Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022