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Monstering

Vomiting while one is having diarrhea.
why let food poisoning slow a nigh of drinking? the wost that can happens a little bit of monstering.
by Say! April 3, 2010
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mensturating

An unfortunately common misspelling of the more accurate term "menstruating". Quite popular on UrbanDictionary.com
Examples abound, far too many to begin to list here. "Mensturating" typically appears to feature in colorful, often crude, articles written by juveniles more interested in the 'gross factor' of their articles than the accuracy of their spelling.
by Gleaming cat-eye April 17, 2010
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Monstering

I'm in charge of monstering at Liam's party.
by cjv. January 20, 2009
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Cookie Monstering

When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth
Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack
by TheAssEater69420 March 19, 2019
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Monstering

When a dog gets so wound up that they begin running circles around the room.

~Monstering typically continues until all of the dog's energy is spent and they flop down onto the floor for a quick nap.

~Also known as "Monster-Dogging."
Stand back, Fido is monstering again.
by BadRobotBrain July 20, 2010
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Monsterbating

The act of playing with one's monster unit in an app game in the restroom. At times, it is also done in public. It is a very vulgar act. Stroking, fingering, touching, and aiming are various ways in which one can play with their monster. At times, one can monsterbate furiously and come out not knowing how much time has passed.
Bob: Jim is taking an awful long time in the restroom.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.

To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!

Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.
by YuppersDuppers October 31, 2015
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monstering it

when an action done surpasses boss status and proceeds by fists pumps in the air
Ben: Thank god josh is gone..kids a lingerer
Mike:yea he is
Ben: look what i got...another blunt
(pump fist in air)
Ben: This kids monstering it
Mike: WHATTTT!!??
by poopcity July 22, 2010
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