Monguiste

A contextual placeholder that is used to describe a specific lifestyle or essence of sexual innuendo that highlights dirty behaviour with a side of romantic lust.

Oh mommy, you know I love mac and cheese for dinner, let me repay you with a lick of the monguiste.

I walked in on my mom and dad watching some porn, and i heard my mom say oh my god my monguiste is dripping. I cant believe that whole thing fit.

When you have a fever, and your step mom walks in with a thong and spiked black dildo in hand, and says let me fix your monguiste.

by Guiste May 3, 2019

mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.

A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.

by bumbleclot April 1, 2009

Mosquito Mojito

The act when your clit gets aroused, allowing all the blood to collect there for a mosquito to suck out. The mosquito will leave traces of its venom and you’ll be in a endless cycle of arousal since you’ll feel the need to itch your clit.

Your clit is so aroused, heck that’s a whole cocktail for mosquitos, call that mosquito mojito!

by Suzysue76 September 1, 2020

Mosquito gang

Some cool ass bitches that’ll fuck any dude in sight

“Oh no it’s the mosquito gang my ass still hurts from last time”

by Cam am savage February 27, 2023

Circumcizing The Mosquito

Over analyzing something that usually doesn't need much thought; looking too far into circumstantial possibilities.

Worrying about who your third string QB is when you have a pro bowl starter is just Circumcizing The Mosquito a little bit.

by billythekid9797 October 2, 2016

mosquing

The act of playing the muslim call to prayer at max volume in someone's room while they sleep

"Wanna go fuck with freshmen?"
"Yeah lets go Mosquing and make them dream of Jihad"

by ZahmGayLover January 30, 2018

Mosquito Leg

To roll up the very last bit of your weed into a very thin joint.

Man 1: Hey man you wanna smoke?
Man 2: Yeah but i barely have any left..
Man 1: We can just roll a mosquito leg..

by DJPerez11 March 7, 2012