moroff

Someone too stupid to be a moron

John, while fleeing from the police, cut off his Johnson and threw it at the pursuing officers. What a moroff!

by Hitman2/3 January 19, 2010

monofob

the word used to describe a dick face and a person that is having the dick on his/her face. usually a crack head.

o please i am the biggest monofob here

by allay February 23, 2004

monofonik

pimp of the nation, owner of your mom, sister and any other female member of your family.

monofnik is a pimp.

by monofonik June 29, 2003

monofontyllic

adj: meaning using or containing only one type of font; often used in reference to computers or technological objects; only used by the most elite of scholars

"Tim realized that Michelle's computer was monofontyllic when it did not show any other fonts besides arial."

by tim brownfield December 14, 2008

Mowoff

A person who takes meticulous care of their lawn. They will usually mow their lawn before the "mowing season" officially begins. They are easily identified by the unique patterns carved into their yard which change with each mowing. In addition, they have been know to wake their neighbors on the weekend with the sound a lawnmower.

The neighbors decided she was a major Mowoff when they woke up to find a spiral pattern mowed into her lawn.

by pghjared November 19, 2011

Monfff

Veronica's way of saying month. Because she hates anything with a "th" so she changed the word forever. And now the english language is better because of her creativity.

I've lived in the US for six monfff i guess.

by veroluvr December 7, 2017

monofocusosis

The ability to focus on only one thing at a time

Tyler can only walk or chew gum at one time due to monofocusosis.

by TSauce327 September 24, 2018