monkeyfoozle

An insulting or teasing word that is used in an affectionate manner.

Kid: Daddy's a monkeyfoozle!
Daddy: What?! No way, you're the monkeyfoozle!

by Komadori March 13, 2005

monkeyfying

When someone or something turns someone or something into a monkey

the wizard was monkeyfying the chav because chavs are stupid and are sold for scientific experiments

by McCartan November 23, 2007

monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.

That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.

by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020

Monkeyfuck

A fuck of a monkey, or fuck from a monkey. Weird and shitty in either case.

Wow, that dipshit is surely ready for a monkeyfuck. Or maybe a monkeyfuck is ready for him.

by AntiGop February 11, 2021

MonkeyFace

Monkeyface is the result of a human's ability to grab their ears, puff out their cheeks and tilt their head to show a monkey like impression on their face! If you want to go with a cheeky monkey face then you need to be able to stick out your tongue at the same time!

Wow! That's a superb MonkeyFace that Sally just made

by MonkeyFace SEO June 4, 2013

monkeyfucking

getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.

Oh great, and now he's got half the office monkeyfucking this simple configuration issue

by mattly August 19, 2008

monkeybum

A cheeky but affectionate pet name for a boy / girl friend to call one another by.

"I Love You Monkeybum"

by Jake Mortimer June 2, 2007