monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.

Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.

by j-cow September 4, 2006

moneybot

Moneybot.cc is a Cheat for the game Counter-Strike: Global Offensive coded by an... Interesting person.

S/O
x_x
I love Sudi

Me: Ban me from moneybot Lol I don't fucking care
Coder: Ok. *bans you with reason 'as you wish honey'*

by dukky ^_^ November 13, 2018

monkeyfoozle

An insulting or teasing word that is used in an affectionate manner.

Kid: Daddy's a monkeyfoozle!
Daddy: What?! No way, you're the monkeyfoozle!

by Komadori March 13, 2005

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008

monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.

That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.

by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020

monkeybosch

An exclamation of joy or satisfaction. Alternative spelling 'monkeybosch'

'arf an ounce for firty quid, monkeybosch!

by Peter Smith October 19, 2003

Monkeydome

A semi-fictional place where almost anything can happen and usually does. Derives from the titles of the novel, Welcome to the Monkey House, by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. and the feature film Mad Max, Beyond Thunderdome. Word coined by Mike Watson c. April, 2009

Mike Watson is the mayor of Monkeydome, a place where high art is discussed one moment and people are disgusted the next.

by Polymathink February 4, 2010