monkeyboy

Usually a person of low intelligence. possibly somebody who works in retail, more than likley works in the stockroom.

Right monkeyboy, I want this stockroom cleared by 12.00, Then you can make us all a nice cup of tea.

by Buggs July 22, 2003

Monkeybone

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.

I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

Monkeypox denial

The STD clinic director and gay activists deny any correlation between gay anal sex and monkeypox cases.

Monkeypox denial: The STD clinic director and gay activist declared that there is no correlation between gay anal sex and the rise of monkeypox cases. They assert that homosexuals rarely get STDs and that the heterosexuals are responsible. The funeral directors thanked them for their profitable business.

by queensburykid August 22, 2022

MonkeyPox

A disease spread by unhygienic and over sexualized homosexual men. It is curse of God against the immortal of the gays

Little Timmy went to school today and came back with monkeypox from his gay teacher. The gay diseases is all over little Timmy's anus and mouth now. The teacher was just let out for sexual assault on bail reform.

by Factzteller August 14, 2022

MonkeyBoi

(n) Someone who does menial tasks quickly and efficiently, such as adding hundreds of links to a website.

(v) The act of insulting someone, then denying all knowledge of said insult, frequently used during "drunk/skype" conversations.

(v) A unapologetic fart, belch or other bodily noise which is then announced in case someone missed it.

EXAMPLE:

"What? There is a whole bunch of work to be done? Give it to MonkeyBoi, he's super fast at it"

EXAMPLE:

Neil: Come on Max, agree with me…bro’s before ho’s
Pam: Are you calling me a ho?

Neil: ummmmmm…no?

Pam: Well, since Max would be the “bro” and I’m the only other person in this discussion…I must be the ho. Just admit the truth, don't be a Monkeyboi!

Neil: I just farted

by Ayanna12 October 26, 2009

Monkeypox

(N.) The 2003 Anthrax. Said to be gotten by touching diseased prarie dogs, HENCE THE NAME!

So far, now theres Chicken Pox, Cow Pox, ( and the fictious Cow & Chicken Pox ) Small Pox, Big Pox, Pig Pox and now Monkey Pox. How about for next year, we get back on the farm animals theme and go to Rooster Pox?

by G-Union June 24, 2003

monkeyboxer

A person who frequents the message boards at www.wilwheaton.net.

by JonathanChance June 28, 2003