Gloom Monger

Fear peddling sad sack hell bent on scaring the bejesus out of all insundry with grim warnings of near future events.

Often associated with naturally occuring disasters such as cyclones or eartch quakes. A Doom Monger can take many forms including a news reader or a politician as well as blogger or facebook acquaintance.

Gloom Monger There's a tropical low sitting a million miles away that might turn in to a cyclone and make its way the million miles to us and kill everyone.
You Shut it Gloom Monger.

by miniGMgoit February 20, 2011

cheese monger

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.

I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

twat monger

Someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of vagina.

My roomate in college....now that man was a bonified twat monger!

by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

monger

Short for whoremonger, i.e., one who frequents whores and prostitutes.

He's a true monger, even his vacations are all to primo whorefucking destinations.

by Cabron December 5, 2004

pussy monger

One who craves nothing but pussy

That chick is such a pussy monger! Sweet!

by verb and pronunsijunction and shorts July 5, 2003

Shit Monger

someone who enjoys "mongering" shit. They enjoy hoarding it and/or eatting the shit.

A Diss
the act of calling someone a shit monger.

ex 1.Dude look how dirty that guy is. you can tell all he does is like to monger shit.

ex2. guy1- your mom has a dirty gunt
guy2- fuck you your such a dirty shit monger.

by Shitties May 3, 2009

Shit Monger

Someone who enjoys creating shit (problems). Someone who enjoys creating trouble for other people. Someone who enjoys watching other people fight.

Jesse told me you said I was a liar.
Don't listen to him, he's a shit monger.

by Kconnor56 July 11, 2010