Motel Monarch

A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things

Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?

Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year

Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?

Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.

Example 2:

Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.

by Catman - 63 July 12, 2017

Colon Monarch

Gay ruler of where the sun don't shine.

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.

by Buck October 19, 2003

Monarch High School

School in Louisville, CO. Known for having zero athletic ability and not caring. Concerning trend of criminal choir directors. No one comes to class but somehow everyone still has a 6.9 GPA.

Monarch High School kids have an unhealthy obsession with Chick-fil-a.

by skoyotes January 20, 2019

Monarchism

Monarchism is a great and noble ideology which favors having monarchs in power ie kings and queens. Why have thousands of tyrants instead of just one? Many people in power can take your rights away just as easily or maybe even more easily than one person.

James: Hold up Tom, I didnt even know you were a monarchist!

Tom: Well monarchism is the best ideology after all, you would have to be a fool to believe otherwise, monarchism worked for thousands of years in many nations.

James: I'm also a monarchist! I've had to keep it a secret for fear of being hated.

Tom: We need to defeat modernism!

James: I know right! our modern society sucks compared to the days of old we need to restore pride and honor to our nation!

Tom: Hell yeah!

by Monarchist January 5, 2019

Monarch Mash

The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.

The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.

by Jody South August 17, 2020

minarchy

A liberatarian catch-all used to describe a limited, functional government that ensures an ideal free society. The synonymity with 'monarchy' is unintentional and an ironic symptom; the true roots of "minarchist" are "minimal" and "archist", the later being a Greek derivation of "ruler".

"Anarchy would be a society with no government at all, while minarchy would be a society with a very "minimal government." - As quoted from an amateur Libertarian essay that you can google easily.

by MoaMission December 16, 2011

Monarch

Monarch is a secret scientific organization that contains TITANS. Something like SCP. TITANS are creatures who are big, an walked over this earth along time ago. TITANS can be: Godzilla, Ghidorah, Rodan, Mothra, King Kong, etc.

Monarch catches titans and secure them so innocent civilians are safe and are in no harm or any danger.

by MrUnfortunatee July 19, 2020