by punkrocker jet packer April 12, 2010
Get the mexican monastery mug.The definition of Monastra is a male who is sneaky, shady, greasy grifter. A soulless creature that lurks and preys on powerless victims for their own gratification typically because they are sexually inadequate. They have highly addictive personalities and are prone metal illness. Never, never trust a male Monastra.
The female version of Monastra is the opposite. They are trustworthy, kind, compassionate and beautiful inside and out with unmatched passion for the peace and all that is light in the world.
The female version of Monastra is the opposite. They are trustworthy, kind, compassionate and beautiful inside and out with unmatched passion for the peace and all that is light in the world.
"That guy is a narcissist. He's the worst type of conman, he's a total Monastra, so don't trust him."
"She is the girl of my dreams, a total Monastra babe! She will be my wife one day!"
"She is the girl of my dreams, a total Monastra babe! She will be my wife one day!"
by babelious April 16, 2014
Get the monastra mug.Person 1: Hey, do you go to Monash University?
Person 2: Nope, I'm not a snot nosed honey slathered sloth, I prefer an actual education.
Person 1: Oh, so which one then?
Person 2: RMIT.
Person 1: That's cool I go to Swinburne.
Person 2: Better than Monash, good food around there too.
Person 2: Nope, I'm not a snot nosed honey slathered sloth, I prefer an actual education.
Person 1: Oh, so which one then?
Person 2: RMIT.
Person 1: That's cool I go to Swinburne.
Person 2: Better than Monash, good food around there too.
by cookieyum April 3, 2017
Get the Monash University mug.Only the coolest, dirtiest, bangin' club on Earth. Monastery, more commonly known as Mono, is where the filthiest of all nightclubbers spend their Thursday, Friday, Saturday and sometimes Sunday nights. In the dark corners of this dirty, dirty place you will find a certain, awesome breed of scum, who can commonly be found in fluro attire, singlets, hats, and covered in tattoos and immense amounts of sweat. The people in this place are often seen chewing on their own cheeks due to a high intake of illicit drugs. Mono locals are also known as the "Mono Rat". Also known for it's sick DJs and cranky sour faced bar attendants.
by Mono Rat March 17, 2010
Get the Monastery mug.Member of a European "Moped Gang" that is involved in mob like activity. Such as: Drugs, protection, enforcement, extorsion &etc.
That guy with the gang jacketis a Mofabster. Or: This bar is controlled by the Mofabster's. Or: I borrowed the money from the Mofabsters.
by Estaben Reyes January 8, 2006
Get the Mofabster mug.An individual who scams un-suspecting individuals and companies out of mostly "food"... and perhaps other things as well.
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