mollywop

To hit someone really, really hard.
It leaves a mark.

Give me popcorn or I'll mollywop you.

by Mel December 22, 2004

mollywop

To strike a person's face using one's penis similarly to that of a judge's gavel. Mollywopping most likely occurs upon the cheek or around the mouth area.

"My boyfriend is younger than me, so mollywopping is my alarm clock."

by bradbradstephbrad January 1, 2012

mollywop

beatin tha hell outta bitch

Bitch: You aint finna do shit to me u Rick James lookin skank.... Other Girl: Honey plz I'll mollywop your James Brown lookin, Keyshia Cole lovin ass....

by chile cheese July 31, 2009

mollywop

a mollywop is when a man rests his testicles on your forehead for a few seconds.

Jeff: Hey Lisa can you come here for a min
Lisa: Sure honey I'm coming
Jeff: MOLLYWOP
Lisa: Geez Jeff I just love it when you put your nuts on my forehead

by carolsusan February 19, 2013

Molliwog

A bisexual heroine addict who has unprotected sex with homeless men while sharing dirty heroine needles with these men. A Molliwog will then jack up heroine and master ate over Asian children fantasizing he is the Asian five year old child. Then upon waking up after the master bation repeats the whole all over again. This type of person aka a Molliwog is how you would describe a very feeble perverted person who belong in an asylum.

Wow that Molliwog sure does know how to ride that push bike.

by Miss Sarah L Stirling May 27, 2023

mollywop

1. the action of back slapping another person across the face so hard with and extremely large dick that it wraps around the chosen other's head, and hits them on the opposite cheek
2. when a male slaps his penis on a females cheek and the penis bends around and hits her other cheek

- "omg yo, that girl last night made me so hard... i grew to like 8 inches"
- "dude! did u mollywop her with that anaconda?!"
- "nah yo, i would've needed a few more inches to do that"

by raeandbryn June 29, 2010

mollywock

strike, beat, thrash

I'm a mollywock if you don't shut up about my sister.

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003