mojank

A super attractive and loving guy with brown eyes. Super funny and super caring. Sometimes he can get a little risky...

That one boy over there is super mojank.

by SpicyCurry101 June 27, 2015

mokana

the man

mokana is the man at being the man

by Panda_ninja888 October 23, 2020

dirty mokana

A dirty mokana is when two girls go down on each other at a coffee shop and the barista watches while making a frappe

did you hear Sophie and Charlie did a dirty mokana last night

by jak daniels May 12, 2020

Mojang Support

A tumor slowly growing within Mojang Studios and an absolute disgrace to the gaming industry as a whole. Those who work at Mojang Support are stupid idiots not capable of anything and are just there to receive money from Mojang for doing little to no work. The response time is unacceptable, often lasting for months, and you are very likely to have your ticket ignored and silently closed in the process. If you do get a response, you will usually be assigned to a trash support rep that will pretend not to understand your issue and provide useless canned responses instead. Due to their incompetence and lack of ability to read and understand an email, it is impossible to reason or argue with any of them and they might just close the ticket as resolved. These people also like to use pseudonyms to refer to themselves as they don't have the balls to use their actual name in the ticket. I wonder why...

Please share this page with as many people as you can. The Minecraft community deserves to know that the product they are paying for comes with no customer support!

Player 1: I just contacted Mojang Support. When will I hear back from them?
Player 2: Mojang Support? You are more likely to hear back from Santa Claus instead!
Player 3: Fuck Mojang Support! Their whole crew can suck my dick!

by 14142 March 29, 2021

Mockanese

A pseudo-language resembling Japanese by adding Japanese sounding-suffixes (-mashta, -u, -didu, etc) and accents to English words. Often used by Americans who are excited about sushi, a Japanese video game, or another Japanese cultural item.

Japanese person: Konichiwa! (Hello!)

Person speaking Mockanese: Hai! Canno yu directa mi toda nearestu restaurantidu?! Sankyumashta! (Hi. Can you direct me to the nearest restaurant? Thank you.)

by Hasonator January 22, 2013

Pull a Mojang

Selling your company to Microsoft without any regard for your customers. The company Mojang did this with their IP Minecraft - a voxel-based open world game that had a huge number of players.

Skype Pulled a Mojang a few years ago. Now, their client is absolute shit

To Pull a Mojang you have to be a heartless bastard of a CEO.

by Winter Charm September 17, 2014

monkandcanatella

Great Music. If God made music it would sound like this!

wow man, monkandcanatella are THE worlds best band. The singer rocks, he reminds me of a young Neil Young!

by marina o'brien May 27, 2008