moist

The epitome of everything amazing and wonderful in the world.
Use it wisely.

Aww man! I just did a triple back flip with a 1080 twist!

Soo moist, brah.

Those nachos were so moist.

by moistluv August 26, 2011

Moist

borderline gay.

1. Man: Yeah dude, her purse is real cute!

Man 2: That was a real moist statement!

2. Man: The girls arent here yet? Oh, we dont need any chicks to have fun right guys?!

Man 2: That was too moist for me I g2g.

by D Bizz1986 November 28, 2009

Moist

To be angered or triggered by something.

The way that lady gave me attitude got me so moist.

The way we performed at that concert made me extra moist.

by Phartistics May 30, 2017

moist

when one plays the violin passionately, with sassiness and jaw-dropping skills.

Charles playing was moist

by omgoshtalkingmuffin October 11, 2015

moist

adjective used to describe a version of predatory masculinity endemic to the San Francisco Bay Area, characterized by a creepy, seepy, and fundamentally dishonest sexuality. Origin is uncertain, but is believed to refer to the ball sweat of these men, which frequently contains high quantities of the metabolites of GHB and MDA.

Show that moist motherfucker the door.

by Synchronicity Sailor June 30, 2021

Moist

Another word for cool, legit, or awesome. Probably makes a few of the un moist people in the area hilariously uncomfortable.

Me: Nice that new window tint is MOIST! Friend: Thanks friend! Eavesdropper: Ewww gross I hate that word!

by OGsoulskata October 25, 2016

Moist

Used as an insult.
Like wet, but slightly less hydrated.

For example being "moist blud" is like being a 'wet man', but not quite AS damp.

When cussin man down: "You are MOIST bruv! Not even a ting!"

by alldabitchesanddahoes January 24, 2011