Moist

Used as an insult.
Like wet, but slightly less hydrated.

For example being "moist blud" is like being a 'wet man', but not quite AS damp.

When cussin man down: "You are MOIST bruv! Not even a ting!"

by alldabitchesanddahoes January 24, 2011

Moist

Moist has two very different definitions!

1) Moist is the opposite of crusty. Moist means something cool or someone cool. Use this version of the word moist to make people freak the fuck out.

2)Moist means slightly wet/very wet.

1)You are probably the moistest person I know.
2)You are probably the moistest person I know. Wipe it up with these, MOIST towelettes.

by SourLemonParty January 21, 2016

Moist

What I made ur mom last night

I made ur mom moist

by Jskshs ko was oshslbxkshsmsvsk October 14, 2016

Moist

Moist is widely used as a slang word for "cool" or "chill".

person 1: hey, look at that statue!
person 2: wow, that's pretty moist.

by funjygourmomjokes April 23, 2016

Moist

An object, person, sense of style, charisma, or aura that is appealing to the eye. Something that is the most epic and pleasurable thing to look at.

"Bro you look so fucking moist right now"
"Your shoes are moist as fuck"
"Damn son look at her ass, shes so fucking moist"

by tana1285 September 2, 2013

Moist

A very sexual sounding word, often used to point out an unintentional sexual statement, that just doesn't fit with 'Thats what SHE said!"

English Teacher: "Bare lists of words are found suggestive to an imaginative and excited mind." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Student: (whispered to friend) Moist!

by Desperate-X-Endeavor December 15, 2009

Moist

Also used as "moisture".

The new meaning of "fresh". May be used in any which way or form you like, but most commonly defined as "fresh".

Did ya see him? Yeah, he was quite moist :)
That is sooooo moist.
They got that moisture ;)

by Class of Aces SoCal January 13, 2011