dead moines

Des Moines, Iowa: referring to the fact that there's not many things to do in dsm... except for, of course, when it's caucus time.

A place that may not be the smallest city, but it doesn't stop you from eventually realizing that through just a few friends, you are connected to just about EVERYONE in Iowa.

I'm def moving out of dead moines soon as I gradute.

by Emi Vilks January 17, 2008

des moines

A city thats on one side strait hood, and on the other, strait fucked up with rich people...

West des moines citizen: Would you like to go to west des moines?

East des moines citizen: Fuck no nigga that side of town is PREP im goin back ta the E!

by TruDef April 30, 2005

Des Moines

OK Ok Des Moines is that Dirty Money Island floating in tha middle of the country. All we do is stack paper literally. Its dat Young Paper it be so fresh. Everyone has 515 on their backs all day err day. Look out for some hip hop revolutions rising out DMI. And we like green too.

two people from Des Moines (Dirty Money Island):
what it be like

yo lets get ham
kk

by Lil' BucKy May 19, 2010

des moines

A place that you move to because your girlfriend got a job there and you would go to the ends of the earth to follow her cause you are so whipped.

Jeff moved to Des Moines to be with his girlfriend, Sue, because he is a whipped little pussy.

by Andy March 14, 2005

Des Moines

A place where everyone is actually pretty okay except for the privileged West Siders who can't seem to mind their business. Not synonymous with West Des Moines.

Man... I'm so sick of these people in West Des Moines not knowing how to drive. Let's go to the East Village in Des Moines.

by ihatetheeastsidebutilivehere July 4, 2018

Des Moines

Ever wanted to live in a city where you feel insignificant and significant at the same time?

Ever wanted to live in a city where people aren't exactly arrogant and condescending specifically towards you but rather everyone?

Ever wanted to live in a city where nothing happens?

Well, this city is just for you.

Guy 1: "Dude, I gotta go back to Des Moines this weekend."

Guy 2: "Good luck, let's hope you don't die of bordem."

by promeaire February 4, 2013

Yolo Moin

A.k.a Yolo king.
Living legend who knows how to live life.

Dude 1 : I slapped the cop and didn't run away
Dude 2 : Stop copying Yolo Moin

Dude 1 : I wanna swim with sharks
Dude 2 : Lmfao! You're not Yolo Moin bro.

by mmmmt July 17, 2012