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n.
1. Mohana
a. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions, who resides in Markham, Ontario, Canada.
b. The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.

2. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.
"Mohana is great."

"Mohana hu akbar."

"Dude, that was almost as awesome as Mohana."

"I'll put the fear of Mohana in you!"
Mohana by Dr. Sinister January 11, 2005
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Moronavirus 

A virus that affects the stupidest of people. Makes them act irrational, wreckless, and like a moron.
Hey did you hear? Trump has moronavirus.
He's still my president.
I didn't know it was contagious! Get away!
Moronavirus by Cunter Jewheim March 2, 2020

moronacopia 

Having moronic abilites that border on terminal retardedness. So moronic, that it can be compared to a cornacopia, of morons, hence moronacopia.
"Jim ran face first into a pole, then managed to fall into a hole, which was on fire, and covered in bees." "Moronacopia"
moronacopia by CaptainCommunist October 2, 2003
THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF ALL TIME HE WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM AND CONVINCE YOU THAT HE LOVES YOU BACK BUT THEN HE STARTS IGNORING YOU AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT HE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT YOU BUT YOU CANT BREAK UP WITH HIM BECAUSE YOURE SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM AND BECAUSE DEEP DEEP DOWN YOU STILL HAVE HOPE THAT HE WILL CHANGE AND BECOME A NORMAL HUMAN BEING BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOURE SO FUCKING TIRED OF HIS BULLSHIT BUT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST THINK OF COMMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE ITS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH
- Omg waleed is such an asshole i texted him five minutes ago and he still hasn't replied

-you ungrateful bitch last time mohanad replied to me was last month.
Mohanad by Spoiledbrat November 22, 2014
u got a stinky moonay aye there girl.

mum, my moonay's smell real nice aye.

get ya hand out ya moonay girl.
moonay by Mikehuntersaw September 26, 2008
A word often used to negate a homosexual act. Very similar to phrase, "no homo" but used in more intensely homosexual acts or statements. The word is used around the world with several different pronunciations, such as the Brit version, "Maw-How-Naw". Mohono is often used with the letters TTM after the word, which stands for, "To The Max." That form is used mostly when the homosexuality level reaches unbearable discomfort.
JJ: Dude, Mohono TTM but you look really cute today, your shirt really brings out the highlights in your hair!
Amir: Mohono, but thanks dude, you look pretty dandy yourself, surprisingly because you didn't even wash your hair in four months!
Mohono by Yeah brehh October 18, 2009