Someone bought more burgers and fries than they could eat at a drive-thru McDonald's in the boondocks. Thirty miles down the road they tossed the leftovers out the window. The leftovers fermented in the sun and five days later a great big dog wandered by, thought the mess smelled appetising and ate it. The meal played havoc with the dog's nervous system and it went quite wild. The next time a car came by the dog took a flying leap through the windscreen at a relative speed of almost a hundred miles an hour, killing itself and likely the driver and sending the car out of control. The car flipped over four times and lay on the road, subsequently catching fire and burning out. A milk lorry came over the top of the hill and crashed into the mess, and was followed by five or six more vehicles before the authorities got the faintest notion what was going on and partitioned the area off. Shortly afterwards a Boeing 747 carrying, among other things, a few large containers of yellow paint suffered a blowout and had to descend. The paint squirted out of the plane and splashed down on top of the pile-up. A hitch-hiker came by with a camera and thought the whole thing looked intriguing. He took some pictures and downloaded them onto his computer later on. The pictures were Photoshopped to look a little spooky and later printed in this new form on T-shirts. The photographer's girlfriend wore one of these to an art gallery and he photographed her pulling faces and balling her fists while wearing the T-shirt. Later on, these photographs were projected onto a screen in a display room in another gallery and a painter executed a painting of people in the room watching the slide show. Shortly afterwards everyone involved in the production of all this art - the hitchhiker photographer, the girlfriend, the painter, and all - had the good sense to overdose on cocaine at a party and die shortly thereafter, thereby sensibly removing themselves from the means of production and terminating their financial interest in the process. The painting was sold for £300,000 at Sotheby's and artie journalists claimed it was emblematic of the ultimately existentiallistically meaningless search for meaning within the postmodernist aesthetic.
by Fearman March 5, 2008
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After many years pass, it starts sounding good.
After many years pass, it starts sounding good.
1996: The Spice Girls plays on the radio non-stop.
"Yo tell you what I want what I really really want..."
"NOOOOO, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW MODERN MUSIC!"
2010: 14 years after it is released, you hear it on YouTube.
"Yo tell you what I want what I really really want..."
"Ahhh, good old music. They don't make it as good as it was anymore."
"Yo tell you what I want what I really really want..."
"NOOOOO, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW MODERN MUSIC!"
2010: 14 years after it is released, you hear it on YouTube.
"Yo tell you what I want what I really really want..."
"Ahhh, good old music. They don't make it as good as it was anymore."
by udusers1 December 16, 2011
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America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.
Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....
by Keegor Sweet December 12, 2009
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Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original).
People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5
Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original).
People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5
"Hey man, do you want to jump onto that MW3?"
"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!"
"Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!"
"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!"
"Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!"
by Basilman212 November 10, 2011
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Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?
Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
by ProjectRealityForTheGame January 18, 2011
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1. A film from the "modern" era of cinema, usually post 1970, that is considered to be a seminal work of direction, acting, plot, and/or theme. In short, a kick ass movie.
2. A person whose outstanding good taste and character are deserving of a classification akin to a really great movie.
3. An annoying compliment paid over and over again by drunk TRLA lawyers who are also UT Law graduates to their co-workers at the annual organization meeting.
1. A film from the "modern" era of cinema, usually post 1970, that is considered to be a seminal work of direction, acting, plot, and/or theme. In short, a kick ass movie.
2. A person whose outstanding good taste and character are deserving of a classification akin to a really great movie.
3. An annoying compliment paid over and over again by drunk TRLA lawyers who are also UT Law graduates to their co-workers at the annual organization meeting.
1. Apocalypse Now, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, and Snatch are all considered modern day classics...
2. My boy Alberto Mesta Jr. is a modern day classic...
3. Beto: Dude, you know XXXX, dude XXXX is a modern day classic...
Tino: Dude, I know, and I'm gonna drink to that shit!
2. My boy Alberto Mesta Jr. is a modern day classic...
3. Beto: Dude, you know XXXX, dude XXXX is a modern day classic...
Tino: Dude, I know, and I'm gonna drink to that shit!
by nacotaco January 31, 2005
Get the modern day classic mug.The phase of the gaming industry where quality has been destroyed for trash games that are obsessed with realism fucks over the player with microtransactions that only ruin the games. Nintendo, the company that single handedly saved gaming from Atari and the ones with the most imaginative games is reduced to handhelds and forced to never reach their full potential until the industry is overthrown. People who failed in the movie industry are rushing into the so called games industry to write their stories despite having no game design knowledge or having an idea to blend gameplay and story perfectly like in portal 2. devs think games can be art when gaming as an medium can surpass mere art. Developers have no creative freedom and are merely forced to work 75-120 work weeks to make the businessmen on top who never even grew up with gaming money in there pursuit of greed there are virtually no games that are made for all ages scene youngsters have become an afterthought.
The industry is already facing judgment from ponstory games anyways so why even care about this gay industry, soon all games will be proved to be simulators with gameplay elements because of ponstory games awaking and after the judgement the gaming industry will begin a new with the developer's working on real games. We are in the gaming end times so let the industry face the plagues of pon so that gamers are released from there stranglehold these greedy publishers.
The industry is already facing judgment from ponstory games anyways so why even care about this gay industry, soon all games will be proved to be simulators with gameplay elements because of ponstory games awaking and after the judgement the gaming industry will begin a new with the developer's working on real games. We are in the gaming end times so let the industry face the plagues of pon so that gamers are released from there stranglehold these greedy publishers.
by TheScreamingGamer January 20, 2020
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