Matsukawaism

A religion in which we pray to the godly one known as Matsukawa Issei, our king, our lord, our savior, and his gorgeous eyebrows.

Me : Oh, yeah, I made a shrine.
Someone : Oh! Cool. What type of shrine?
Me : A shrine for practicing Matsukawaism.

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Yoko Matsugane

The holy grail of poon, a Japanese girl with big eyes, great legs and unholy natural tits.

Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.

Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.

Christ. Yoko Matsugane would get rammed across the Alps if I had my way.

by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008

meatsicle

fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.

Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.

by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

meatshield

1. An individual possessing high stamina and strength, often sought by weaker individuals to "Tank" or absorb large amounts of incoming damage and aggression.

Group seeking Meatshield, have priest. Please send tells.

by Kens April 13, 2006

matsuri

Japanese word for festival

kono matsuri wa omoshiroi desu ne
translation:
this festival is interesting isn't it?

by Matt to the H November 14, 2006

meatshot

a very close scattergun shot 8)

Wow! look at that guy right there, let me get my shotgun and meatshot him.

by carnagejohnson October 21, 2008