mitts

Man tits

That guy has some big mitts

by James Napier April 14, 2004

The Mitt

A Slang Name for Michigan. So named because Michigan looks like a mitt you'd wear in a harsh Michigan Winter.

We're only in Kentucky? I can't wait to get back to The Mitt

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

shit mitts

Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )

Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.

Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.

Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.

by The Hankys January 8, 2013

snatcher's mitt

Soft, leather-like opening of the anus, located just below the snatch.

Vaginal intercourse was always fun, but Rob had always wanted Denise to offer up her snatcher's mitt to make things a little more interesting.

by Jelly belly November 23, 2014

Oven Mitt

After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.

John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.

by jpg3 May 14, 2010

Darting mitt

Fingering a girl

Bro 1: hey bro were you darting mitt last night?
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head

by Coochie man 2 October 7, 2020

Drop The Mitts

when a build up of chirps angers you. Simpy stat "Drop the mitts" and prepare to have a little tussle or showdown; This goes back to the olden days where in hockey people wore mitts instead of gloves.

Clark: Friggin' hoser has been chirping me all game and he's too afraid to drop the mitts

by the hoser July 19, 2011