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Mistletoe Merryman

Def 1. Jonah
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly
by Kemayahs Bestie November 26, 2021
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Emo Mistletoe

The emo mistletoe is when you take a hot goth girl, pin her to the wall, and wrap her in jizz socks and garlic then proceeded to fuck her mercilessly. Then wake up and realize she was actually 27 opossums in a coat and that you need to lay off the bath salts
Hey bro i gave my girl the emo mistletoe
by Crash bandicote February 2, 2022
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Mexican Mistletoe

During a three-some including two girls and 1 guy, the guy dangles his balls over the women and they start sucking and licking them, all while making out
Last night i gave two dirty girls the good old Mexican Mistletoe, it kinda tickled.
by Speedy Gunzales August 23, 2011
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cambodian mistletoe

A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.
Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."

Jeremy: "What happened next?!"

Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."
by satansarmy666 October 29, 2010
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Mistletoe Monday

The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.
Joe-

"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"

John-

"It's beiber huntin' time!"
by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011
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Mistletoe-kiss

When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.
“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”

“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
by Plant Fingers February 16, 2024
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Southern mistletoe

Stand under my southern mistletoe and suck my balls.
by RealAssCody August 13, 2023
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