mastication party

An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.

I went to a mastication party once, on mistake. They took a horrible byte out of me. Never again!

by bitchuck December 15, 2024

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

metication

Referring to metal music as form of medication.

"what medication did you use to get over your cold?"
"I used my metication."

by Classybear December 6, 2017

Fistication

Sentenced to death by means of fisting the asshole.

In the news today nathan neely will be put to death by Fistication.

by Dadpool90 January 25, 2022

Messication

When you Converge the two terms "message" and "notification" together
Messication

Ooh! I got a Messication!

by Greggwallace69 March 2, 2022

mislocationary

when a male or female touches somone in the testicles or anus

You mislocationary, you touched me in the balls

by Endi12 June 12, 2023

Mijfication

Mijfication (noun, pronounced approximately /mɪdʒ.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃən/)
Definition:
The sexual act in which a Romani (Roma) woman female-ejaculates (squirts) directly onto a man's face, often as a form of domination, pleasure, or climax during intimate play.

“After an intense session, she gave him a memorable mijfication that left him completely soaked and in ecstasy.”
“In their private fan community, mijfication has become the ultimate fetish, especially when performed by her – a stunning Romani beauty like no other.”
“He begged her on his knees: ‘Please, I want a mijfication that no one else could ever give me!’ and she granted his wish with a wicked smile.”

by Dreamyshark January 3, 2026