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mr. body massage machine

A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.
by GilvaSunner February 14, 2012
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Massachusetts wrecking ball

A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.
"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"

"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"
by wtf-m8 March 22, 2020
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Jones BBQ Foot massage

When a really fat black guy. Has a few pennies in his pocket and decided to hire a guy to make him a song for his restuarant
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massah

Originally used by slaves to address their fiendish masters on the plantations, today, "massah" is used to address someone behaving in an obstinately bossy manner, especially if you think it's not their place to do so.
Wife: "Today I need you to go shopping, mow the lawn, wash the car, comb the dog, clip the cats' claws etc..."

Husband: "Yes massah"
by Spellnik October 14, 2007
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Personal massager

A vibrator, cleverly renamed so that it can be sold at any drug store.
Christina bought a personal massager to help her neck pain. I wonder why they made it 12 inches long and as thick as a coke can? (Buzzing sound and moaning) Hey thats not her neck!
by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012
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Massara

Man she really must be a massara
by Animality November 6, 2017
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Harass Messaging

the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.
"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.
by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012
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