Maserati Wank

A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank

Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"

Terry "well done Pablo"

by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009

maserati

a mythical cocktail made of unknown, or unknowable ingredients. Ordered by skiers after a day on the slopes. The exotic name evokes the sleek Italian sports car. Saying the name makes you think 'fast' and 'delicious'.

Nobody orders a maserati with a beer chaser.
Come up to my place and I'll make us some maseratis.

by AdamanEve October 11, 2005

miserated

to be caused to feel miserable

my boss miserated the hell out of me today

by kidmuto June 8, 2009

Maserati MC12

The Walmart Ferrari Enzo Ferrari

I was in first place the whole race until some bitchin Maserati MC12 cut me at the very end

by Bravo Bickham March 23, 2021

Miserating

Something that makes you miserable

“That sounds so miserating to do

by Ask.ashlee November 5, 2023

miserabilist

noun
1. a person who appears to enjoy being depressed, esp a performer of or listener to gloomy music
adjective
2. of, resembling, or likely to be enjoyed by a miserabilist or miserabilists

Chris and Joe love listening to The Smiths, they're proper miserabilists

by MorrisseyIsAGod January 7, 2017

maserati mar

A young nigga who’s known for playin the background but be PUTTIN that shit ON but ain’t to flashy hoes be on his head but that come wit his life. Don’t take NO shit n ah step behind anybody he got love fo

He get his name cuz he had enough to cash one be like Maserati mar

by anonymous November 24, 2021