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miscarriage

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).
Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.
by bumbleclot May 6, 2009
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miscarriage

whats red, 6 inches long, and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her? her miscarriage.
by Lil barnacles #1 fan December 27, 2021
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Miscarriage Machine

1. A woman who can get pregnant but can't seem to stay pregnant. Five or more misscarriages are needed to classify as such.
person 1 "Hey did you hear that Sherry is pregnant again?"

person 2 "No I didn't."

person 3 "I wouldn't worry about it to much, She's a Miscarriage Machine!"
by x1342666 October 20, 2009
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miscarriage

Christina was walking and she felt a tingly feeling in her pelvis, it was a miscarriage.
by KianTech November 24, 2009
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Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead
Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage
by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018
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catholic miscarriage

When a woman or girl claims to have had a miscarriage, but in reality has had an abortion. The purpose of the lie is to not bring shame, offend, or incur the wrath of her heavily Catholic family.
Woman 1: Did you hear that Maggie went and had a Catholic miscarriage.
Woman 2: God, that old scam? We need some damn feminism up in here.
by Shine Aqua Illusion August 3, 2019
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Food miscarriage

Man that chipotle gave me a food baby that tragically became a food miscarriage
by Pashera December 4, 2020
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