Fight the Minotaur

To go to the bathroom.

After all those drinks, I must fight the minotaur.

by VJT August 23, 2010

Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?

Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014

minotaur

one of the best users ever. on par with people like Kiv, Aaron...but not final(he smells >_>). Is possibly in love with Shan. >_>

Minotaur rocks, no denying it.

by john doe December 30, 2003

minotaur

a bunch of drunken wild animals who get their horns locked together in small spaces i.e. dive bars, or someone who scratches hooves in the dirt for no reason

"Dani was a total minotaur in Home Depot last Saturday" or "I was scratchin' hooves bigtime on that Cruise. I'm such a minotaur"

**Not to be confused with the Centaur**

by Dominick Lucas February 27, 2008

Minotaur

When a horse have anal sex with a man, who lies on a table.

Chris is fucking dumb. He tried the minotaur with his neighbour's horse.

by OGmark October 20, 2017

Minotaur

The making of the Minotaur was made millions of years ago when the first man was brought upon the Earth. As the man matured he had the urge to mate to increase the population of the new species of animal known as humans. Not having much knowledge what he saw move was a cow in the distance. The first thing in his mind was “oh boy I’d tap that” so he did...for several hours and fucking died. 9 months later the creature of the Minotaur was born being half bull and half human.

Oh boy it’s a Minotaur

by Granté September 24, 2018

minotaur centipede

A sex maneuver that requires anal sex in the doggystyle position with both partners on their knees with torsos upright. And more participants line up behind to eat the ass of the the person in front of them. The silhouette looks like an extended centipede with a minotaur front.

I heard Tom and Cindy do anal now. They said we could join by lining up and creating a Minotaur Centipede.

by Qskfnfitnwpcjw Wkcoenfjske December 5, 2022