Miniminter

A mythological creature, with an amazing skill. Rumour has it that this individuals quif always points north.

"Some say the Miniminter is the most powerful navigation tool in the world!"

by Jeff Shreeves September 17, 2017

minivan

A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.

Look at those guys driving that minivan! And to think that this is NYC...

by Rodney Basil April 6, 2004

minivan

adj. suburban, uncool, anything that can be associated with boring, conservative, middle class, middle American culture. Big suburban malls are minivan. 7th Heaven is minivan.

Let's get back to the city, this place is too minivan.
I never watch ABC Famliy; it's too minivan.
OMG, her velvet track suit is sooo minivan!
Yeah, we went to Disney World but it was awful. Everyone there was so minivan.

by Muskox September 1, 2008

minimal wipage

The act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often associated with a clean "plop" sound) in the act of pooping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.

Gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.

by Javin232 October 21, 2011

minemaned

a word used when someone gets obliterated in the popular sandbox game Minecraft, it is mainly used in toxic PvP servers, it comes from the word mineman, pretty much meaning a sweaty minecraft player, minemen specifically say they have minemaned someone when destroying people in minecraft.

Yo i just fucking minemaned this kid so hard in PvP.

by Jossyan January 4, 2020

Minimaxing

Trying to get the most out of situation by reducing the negatives outcomes to a minimum and increasing the positive outcomes to the maximum. Widely used in videogames jargon. Certain games have a specific set of rules available to the player and can be exploited in such manner.
The term "Minimax" is a mathematical concept applied in fields such as game theory, artificial intelligence, algorithmics, etc.

- I need this armor to increase my strenght and this boots to increase speed while mantaining load capacity...
- Come on! Stop minimaxing... You're stripping the fun out of the game!

by linkark January 2, 2020

minivan

A seemingly slow and boring vehicle that gives the drive license to go as much over the speed limit as desired, without fear of a speeding ticket.

Cop: "I just clocked that minivan at 120, looks like this radar is in need of repair."

by melinuxfool November 18, 2007