3 definitions by Jeff Shreeves

Shmoigel

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes

Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel

by Jeff Shreeves June 10, 2017

Andy Mackay

Type of Epic Gamer often found screaming at the TV in a dark room (except when it's not his day). An 'Andy Mackay' usually doesn't have time to shower during a tough day of grinding for that sweet Victory Royale, so therefore gains the title of honkin' baby gimp. The smell can be fatal.

Jesus Christ! What is that smell? Oh, hi there Andy Mackay.

by Jeff Shreeves November 13, 2019

Miniminter

A mythological creature, with an amazing skill. Rumour has it that this individuals quif always points north.

"Some say the Miniminter is the most powerful navigation tool in the world!"

by Jeff Shreeves September 17, 2017