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Called the "ghetto" of Short Hills, but it's not at all. Very wealthy town, filled with just as many snobs, and japs as Short Hills.
The Pillsbury Dough Boy Rape
pretty self explanitory...to have sex with someone in there bellybutton with your finger when they dont wanna be poked
The Pillsbury Dough boy Rape is still legal in many countries but it is illegal for wunders to do it
The Pillsbury Dough Boy Rape by Dylowned September 25, 2005
Pillsbury Baking Process
In today's day and age we don't have time to do our daily activities. We must learn to multitask in order to be as efficient as possible. How could one possibly expand their anus and make Pillsbury brand biscuits at the same time if not by the use of the Pillsbury Baking Process. The goal of the process is simple; it is not only to stretch out ones rectum, but also to bake some nice, crispy Pillsbury brand biscuits in the meantime.
The steps are as follows:
Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.
Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.
The steps are as follows:
Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.
Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.
Son: Mother, I heard a popping noise come from your tuchus, did you happen to break your hip?
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.
Pillsbury Baking Process by Not Jung God October 2, 2018
millburn middle school
It's a pretty chill place. It's a place that has people. I'm not writing a definition retard. There are some hot girls. Mimimi. Ok
millburn middle school by amogungussy April 28, 2023
Tillsbury (or the Tillsbury Doughboy)
Refers directly to Till Lindemann, lead singer for the German Industrial band Rammstein. It refers to the fact that he has put on a little...erm...Weight and it isn't muscle. Also refers indirectly to someone who has put on a few pounds.
He looked a bit like the Tillsbury Doughboy in their video for "Mein Teil" didn't he?
Whoa there, Tillsbury, hit the gym!
No, no, the Tillsbury look is cute, honest!
Whoa there, Tillsbury, hit the gym!
No, no, the Tillsbury look is cute, honest!
Tillsbury (or the Tillsbury Doughboy) by Cyndiana August 4, 2004