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Golden Millenial

A Golden Millenial is an elder millennial, born between 1980-1985. They still remember eye contact, Napster, and MySpace but also have a Snapchat and TikTok account. Coined by psychologist Dr. Pilling.
Damn check out that Golden Millenial. I bet she has a 401k and shit.
by mepface January 23, 2022
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Millenials

A generation that has gone through life without a single butt whipping for doing stupid crap, and think stupid crap is just another option.
Those millenials are protesting having to learn enough cursive to sign their name.
by Mozzastryl June 1, 2018
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Millenials

"WTF is wrong with people these days?"
"They are Millenials what do you expect, David."
by ap011osKID September 25, 2018
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millenial glow

The shine that reflects off the face of a millennial as they type away on their smartphone in the dark prior to falling asleep.
“It is quite common to see the millenial glow on college campus after midnight on a weekend.”

“The millenial glow is a major symptom of insomnia in people born after 1990”

“As the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows”
by Noodle of Death January 27, 2019
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Millenial

A single person belonging to an entire generation of human morons (i.e., noobs) responsible for developing flashing green lights that indicate a left turn can be made rather than the old tried-and-true green arrow, as if it is an improvement.
Jane: "Did you see that new, super annoying flashing green light in town?"
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."
by Alpha grouse February 26, 2018
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millenial male

The product of years and years of social conditioning on behalf of the gay elite and the Illuminati. A failure by any measure. Addicted to substances and woefully inadequate in mind, the millennial generation has been

brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.
A millenial male is the worst thing one could aspire to imitate.
by Don'tbother November 20, 2017
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millenial handshake

When two or more individuals are too occupuied by their mobile devices that they run into each other and continue on without so much as a word.
He walked away from a millenial handshake angered by his break in concentration
by Gstergg July 13, 2017
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