The most awesome years of my life was during the millenniteens. Especially the summer of 2013 when I heckled Kim Kardashian as she walked out of Subway holding a foot long.
"The hardly comprehensible lexicon employed by those born near the turn of the 21st century. It is a tricky ploy designed to divest themselves of the burden of sounding like human fucking beings"
So this kid comes into my cigar shop with his vape and skinny jeans. I couldn’t understand a lick of his millenispeak so I just turned off my hearing aids and pictured fucking his mother in the face.
Glen: I do say Ernest, this salad is rather tasty what's the dressing you used?
Ernest: *sniggers*
Glen: ...
Ernest: I call it: "malenaise"
Glen: *goes to spew up*