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Millenniteens 

The way we refer to the years between 2012 and 2020
The most awesome years of my life was during the millenniteens. Especially the summer of 2013 when I heckled Kim Kardashian as she walked out of Subway holding a foot long.
Millenniteens by popheavy May 16, 2015

Millenispeak 

Millenispeak: (n) mə-lĕn′ē-spēk

"The hardly comprehensible lexicon employed by those born near the turn of the 21st century. It is a tricky ploy designed to divest themselves of the burden of sounding like human fucking beings"
So this kid comes into my cigar shop with his vape and skinny jeans. I couldn’t understand a lick of his millenispeak so I just turned off my hearing aids and pictured fucking his mother in the face.
Millenispeak by Pogueca January 17, 2018

malenaise 

The white creamy substance usually produced when a man orgasms, not to be confused with mayonnaise
Glen: I do say Ernest, this salad is rather tasty what's the dressing you used?
Ernest: *sniggers*
Glen: ...
Ernest: I call it: "malenaise"
Glen: *goes to spew up*
malenaise by Hand Solo July 12, 2006

Millenialesia 

A medical phenomenon characterized as a Millenial who is plagued by the inability to remember how to function as a contributing member of society.
Plagued with millenialesia, Chad is unable to figure out how to find a job and continues to live in his parent's basement playing video games all day.

Millenielder 

An older person acting like a millennial
Dad put down the phone, you’re a millenielder
Millenielder by Traveler Gary July 30, 2018

millYENaire 

Someone who is only considered a millionaire in YEN currency
Alissa : I won $10,000 dollars yesterday

Mike : How did you do that ?

Alissa :I hit the lottery

Mike : Sweet … In China you would be considered a millYENaire
millYENaire by Alissa & Mike January 18, 2008