milksturbating

1. (verb) The act of masturbating while listening to the band Neutral Milk Hotel’s highly regarded indie masterpiece “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.” This is usually paired with a good cry over how pathetic you and your love life are, which can be done while listening to the album or after (see crysturbating).

“I really need to stop milksturbating at night, this is the third time this week. But Jeff Mangum’s voice makes me so horny. And sad.”

by chrisdean9696 June 7, 2019

milkisora

eberyones favourite person ever in the history of people along with quackity

“Hey have you heard of milkisora daisy” -“OH YEAH THE ONE WHOS EVERYONES FAVOURITE”

by urmomindeeznuts September 7, 2021

Milkstache

When you cum on a girls face, particularly around her lip, to the point where it looks like a moustache

Bro #1 : Bro she let me milkstache her last night
Bro #2 No way!
Bro #1 Yeah Fr, looked kinda like my grandpa!

by Ryangr8n August 28, 2019

2% milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing.

She gave me a 2% milkstamp so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.

I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstick

A penis, generally extremely sloppy and covering in lubrication of some kind.

"DAMN that is one sloppy milkstick! I bet the Bruhn child sucked that monster for hours! That Asian one of their could learn a thing or two from that son of theirs, what marvelous head he preforms!"

by damniloveasians December 26, 2011

government milkstore

A government milkstore is a liquor store. Beer and wine stores fall outside this category. A government milkstore is fully liscenced to sell beer, wine, liquors and spirits.

This term may be Local to British Columbia, a province of Canada, or even to Vancouver, British Columbia.

It is probably at the very least a national term, as it has reference to the public control of Canada's liquor stores.

Hurry up, we've got to get to the government milkstore before eleven.

by Moonbug October 29, 2004