milkstick

A penis, generally extremely sloppy and covering in lubrication of some kind.

"DAMN that is one sloppy milkstick! I bet the Bruhn child sucked that monster for hours! That Asian one of their could learn a thing or two from that son of theirs, what marvelous head he preforms!"

milkstick by damniloveasians December 26, 2011

Milksteak 

As anybody who watches "Always Sunny In Philadelphia" would know, a Milksteak is a steak that is cooked in boiling milk.

Charlie: "I'd like a milksteak; boiled over, hard"

Milksteak by alwayssunny♥er August 25, 2010

mindsticker 

An unforgettable woman. A woman with a shape so in shape, no man can escape her shapely charm. A woman who drinks Tab. A woman who is the object of obsession.

Tom thought he would be able to forget Amorphia and move on with his life; but, because she was a mindsticker, he had no choice but to throw himself off a building.

mindsticker by P.J. Findley July 27, 2011

milksock

also see spankercheif: sock inteded for use on foot, placed over the penis to catch semen while spanking the monkey

Harry placed his milksock over his cock while beating off.

milksock by bill gates October 20, 2003

mintsticking 

the sexual-preparation act of slathering one's dick in (usually mint flavored) alcoholic mouthwash so as to make oral sex more pleasurable for the partner giving head, usually done in the absence of flavored lube. Also known as canedipping. Stings like a motherfucker initially. Invented in the early 2010's by delinquent Wormtown (Worcester, MA) high school graduates & college freshmen, according to police arrest records and PTA transcripts.

"Ew I don't want to suck that, soapy dicks taste funny. Get the flavored lube."
"Girl I just showered and the soap washed off. Don't have any lube. You like butter?"
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"Fuck it!"
*Splashes listerine on the peen*
"AAAAAAAAAaAUUUUUUUUUUgGGGGGhHHH"
"Let me kiss it better babe!"
A Sexual Preparedness PSA on mintsticking brought to you by the Worcester County Health Committee & Greater Blackstone Valley Center for Cultural Enrichment

mintsticking by OmenNemo June 12, 2023

milkstache

The coating that remains on the upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

After drinking a glass of milk, the little girl said, "Look mommy, I have a milkstache!"

milkstache by Avery Longie October 11, 2007

Milkdick 

A type of nude very trendy in Europe which consists of sending a video of milk being pourred on a dick on a visually pleasing way.

Dude, Michael went to his kitchen, took a bottle of milk, headed to his bathroom and then sent me a milkdick. After that, I sent him nudes.

Milkdick by Little Poopalolly May 4, 2018