Milkman Alcoholic

Noun: A person who is the only one in their immediate family who suffers from alcoholism or addiction.

Nobody in my family besides me is abuses drugs or alcohol, I must be a Milkman Alcoholic

by Gordy W. June 10, 2023

Millman

The art of slapping a someone's face repeatedly with your penis. Usually whilst windmilling.

Sam hunched over Marcus doing the Millman and Marcus ended up with a broken nose.

by Georgebrw March 12, 2015

Milkman

A guy which when he becomes aroused ejaculates in large amounts

1)You fucking milkman! That went eveywhere.
2)I was with a milkman last night!

by Leo December 7, 2004

milkman

Someone involved in the delivery of Milk. Good, creamy milk.... mmmmmm

Drink dem milk - Mr T

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

The Milkman

The Milkman Is A Sexy Necrophiliac, He Can Kill Ten Children In A Flash. I Do Not Recommend Attempt To Fuck With The Cult Leader Or He Will Pour His "Special" Milk Down Your Eyes, Causing You To Lose Sight. His Devote Followers Will Monch On You Like Piranhas.

Person 1: Eyo Bro, I Ran Into The Milkman.
Person 2: Oh Fuck, Can You See?

by milkmans_New_Moderator July 30, 2020

The glint in the milkman’s eye

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet

‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

by Cavman January 7, 2020

milf man

Someone who is extremely obsess with hunting mothers and devotes his life into thinking he can get any whether online or real life.

Scape Clone2 is a milf man because he devotes his life on getting MILFs in a popular MMO game called RuneScape! If you see this kid, don't let him near your MOM!!

by Tokenss January 25, 2009