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Milton MA

Pretty mixed feelings on this place. The town itself is not terrible, no crime and stuff but there is absolutely nothing to do here. We have like 32 pizza places if you are interested in that, other than that we have fuck all. As a result, you'll notice how like half of the high school drink booze, smoke weed and vape because their definition of a wild night is going off to someone's house or to the woods (more specifically to this place called the crater) to drink their poor self image and insecurities away for the night. The police don't really give a shit, it's kinda our culture to do this stuff because no one knows we exist because we have nothing to show for. Except for the schools. Ngl, the schools themselves are actually pretty good, we do well academically and stuff because we have like a good curriculum. Although the people suck. Middle schoolers are entitled and obnoxious, high schoolers are pretty much the same, but add in the fact that pretty much everyone is insecure about themselves so they do whatever they can to fit in. They also hate criticism, you'll notice that this'll probably have a lot of dislikes cuz these people care too much for their self-image. Oh yeah and the sports teams here also suck, except the football team once every blue moon. Get out of this shithole as soon as you graduate because there's nothing to see in this town. It's also mad expensive except for maybe some of the lower-end areas of Milton.
"Hey Joe have you ever been to Milton MA?"

"Yeah Bob I actually grew up here, it sucks. Unless you like eating pizza and drinking beer with your friends every Friday night."
by Suk Mik Hok February 23, 2019
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Milton

The most adorable, kind hearted guy you will ever meet. Dont take him for granted hes quiet sometimes but gets wild, great kisser and bubbly personality. He goes hard , punches hard as shit. He falls in love easily, loves Ferraro Roche. Sexy ass mother f****r ! He is simply amazing.
Me: Is that milton?
Person : yeah ! omg he looks so cute today
by sweetlypink October 18, 2012
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Milton High School

It's a public high school in Milton Massachusetts. Basically if you aren't rich rich you come here if you live in Milton. To be fair most of the kids aren't awful, just entitled to some extent (some more than others). There's kind of a nicotine problem here, mainly because when you have a ton of kids who lack common sense living in a town with nothing interesting to do, they'll vape and drink everywhere they go. So yeah on average there's like always one kids vaping in the bathroom, but other than that the school is aight. Sorry to say that our sports teams aren't great, most suck. But hey most of our kids go to trade school or college so that's p cool.
I went to Milton High School, there was a big sign outside the boys restroom that read, "DONT PEE IN THE JUUL ROOM"
by Suk Mik Hok March 3, 2019
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Milton, NH

The tinyiest town in NH that has absolutely NOTHING going for it. There are monthly bomb threats, fire drills, and of course, completely RETARDED people.
People who live in Milton, NH are ashamed to say so.
by Sarah Mathews December 9, 2008
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misconception of random (MOR)

Basically the misuse of the word 'random' to describe or prescribe unrandom ideas.

Our brain works like flickering through television channels, get used to it.

Mostly committed by individuals to make their own idea sound cooler than it is or to express easy amusement to unheard ideas.

Think the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where a gorilla suddenly appeared into the scene, now that's random.
A: I was thinking of eating gummy bears that day
B: that's so random!
C: dude, misconception of random (MOR)!

A: I made a random dish that day. I used eggs and apples!
C: MOR

non-MOR is:
A: I should finish this book I'm reading soon... SNOWBALLS
C: RANDOM! you reminded me of the queen's underwear size
by captainflyingmonkey May 23, 2009
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the milonster

A really skinny, weak, and scrawny, kid. He will always act mentally ill and rage quit in minecraft. He takes the slightest things offensive, he is obsessed with Forza.
The milonster is terrible at Call of Duty.
by NosajM January 26, 2017
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Milton Berle

To pull out just enough to win a game and/or bet. It is said that whenever someone wanted to bet Milton Berle that they had a bigger penis, Milton always accepted the challenge. He never lost a bet. Not only that, he never pulled his entire penis out. He only pulled out enough to win.
That was a Milton Berle game by the Cavs. They could've won by a lot more if they wanted to.
by cleve25 November 29, 2011
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