Mitched out

To bail on every possible occasion whilst maintaining the premise that you will infact, not bail out.

Oh, he mitched out

by Normalguy555 August 6, 2011

Mitched

Pooping ones pants, or depositing feces in ones small clothes.

All of the stalls were taken so Laquanda accidentally mitched herself.

by Lindanancy25 June 21, 2017

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013

Mitched

Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.

Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.

Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.

by Mitched April 23, 2017

Minched

Destroying your hardly gained gear in mmo and then leaving it for a few hours/days

Yo man, you minched again?

by JustMikee February 8, 2020

mitched

in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.

My aces got cracked by 2-4 offsuit when name mitched me on the river.

by hamiltonporter June 26, 2020

Mitched

To get 'mitched' is nothing other than a bad experience. The term mitched covers a broad set of circumstances however if you're to get mitched you always end up worse off.

If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.

If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger

I came up with a business model which would generate a huge income for the business and myself. It was such a good idea I visualised myself in a ferrari pulling up to bars in mayfair. This idea was put in place and worked, I was essentially a millionaire. As soon as the money came in I was mitched and mitch pocketed all funds and took credit for the work.

by Den_i_am May 4, 2021