minneapolis

motion city, minnesota (:

i wish i lived in minneapolis.

by blahhemily May 29, 2007

Minneapolis Marathon

When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)

My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

Minneapolis Rush Hour

The period of time when every single bathroom stall in an office are completely full. This typically occurs as soon as the bowels turn into an active cement mixer following the consumption of a gallon of coffee and putting out the 4th cigarette of the morning upon arrival to work. Derived from the multiple routes than can be taken during rush hour in Minneapolis that correspond to the map of office bathrooms that have the highest probability of having a vacancy.

I just saw Russ lumbering through the office doubled-over in pain and sweating profusely. It looks like all those buffalo wings he ate at Ivan’s Super Bowl party last night want out right in the middle of Minneapolis Rush Hour.

by PantyRader November 27, 2012

Mineaboo

Someone obsessed with Minecraft, like how a weaboo is obsessed with Japan.

Guy 1: I LIK PLAYIN MENCROFT AND I WATCH SKYDOZMINECRAFT AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF MINECRAFT CASHCOW MERCHANDIZE!11!
Guy 2: Wow, you're such a mineaboo.

by IcyCoil December 9, 2015

minneapolis

a city in minnesota that everyone burned down and robbed all cuz a racist white cop killed a black man for no reason

i just went to minneapolis and looted a free ps5 from target after everyone set it on fire

by 4kt_tez May 30, 2020

Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota. A fairly large city built in a place where it can snow any month of the year except June, July and August and the temperature can reach as low as -40F/-40C during the Winter. The culture is a strange combination of liberal politics and relatively conservative family values. A strong sense of self-important nationalism is present in the local culture and many years ago the residents dubbed it the "Mini-apple" as though it is somehow a smaller version of the Big Apple, New York City.

I froze my ass off in Minneapolis while everyone kept telling me how great it was there.

by JS January 16, 2004

Minneapolis

The act of kneeling on someone's neck for a long period of time until that person dies. Anyone can commit this action, but it's especially committed by racist folks.

That police officer truly Minneapolis'd on that woman after her 3-year-old daughter accidentally took a barbie doll from the toy store.

I'm not driving over the speed limit. I don't want to deal with some Officer Cartman beating my ass up whilst telling me to "respect his authoritah (sic)", or worse, giving me a Minneapolis on the side of the highway.

I dread to go back to Conroe or any Houston suburb. I'm afraid of an angry redneck or neo-Nazi randomly pulling a Minneapolis on me.

by OK Dodo May 29, 2020