microtastic

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Microchode

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.

Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??

by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010

microphobation

Adam Lambert's mastrubating the stand-up microphone during "Whole Lotta Love" on American Idol #8 tour. Causes dizziness, group fantasies, and loud outbursts of shrieking.

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by Gimmeglamour September 21, 2009

microphoning a Rusty Charlie

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris

My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

Microhitler

It measures evil. A microhitler is equivalent to killing 6 jews.

"When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 microhitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter."

by jess_sp August 27, 2012

Microphone City

Also known as Dallas Texas cuz we got a buildin dat look like a microphone.

We keep it hood in Microphone City.

by octbodyrocka August 31, 2007

Microshock

An immature cunt that ruins online events.

Dude, stop being such a Microshock.

by Fuckman35 January 2, 2010