A penis that is smaller than the ballsack. Often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microcock has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a TI-84 Plus calculator made by Texas Instruments.
-Wow, Andy has a fuckin microcock! It's a quarter inch long!
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.
by uranmfer329 July 19, 2005
Get the microcock mug.Microscale BHO refers to a small scale process of preparing butane honey oil, a type of marijuana extract made by passing liquid butane through a tube containing finely ground marijuana. Microscale BHO uses the same basic method as larger scale extraction, but only prepares enough for a few people to get high from at a time. Plastic bic pen tubes are common devices for the extraction, holding ~1g of marijuana at a time. The small amount of butane used makes it safe to perform inside though care must still be taken to avoid open flames and sparks. Other advantages are that it takes only a few minutes to prepare and only requires a small amount of weed at a time.
The two main ways of consuming the product are to extract directly onto some other marijuana to make super potent marijuana or to extract into a foil dish or lightbulb vaporizer from which the BHO can be vaporized. When the latter method is used, little odor is produced and higher efficiency is attained since the product vaporizes rapidly enough that little THC is broken down.
The two main ways of consuming the product are to extract directly onto some other marijuana to make super potent marijuana or to extract into a foil dish or lightbulb vaporizer from which the BHO can be vaporized. When the latter method is used, little odor is produced and higher efficiency is attained since the product vaporizes rapidly enough that little THC is broken down.
Adam and Rob wanted some BHO, but couldn't make a lot since they were in a dorm room so they did a microscale BHO extraction and got really high.
by Nitric September 6, 2008
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oooh ooh Kerry, look in the microscope - yoou're dick has grown. Oh no, false alarm. It's just a skinny hair.
by ruler November 5, 2003
Get the microscopic mug.1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.
2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.
1. So how many consumers, taxpayers and children will Microfuck screw this week?
2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.
2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.
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Get the Microfucked mug.The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michalis but to her dismay, she realized he had the skinniest penis and only knew how to microfuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
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